Atlanta band HOWLIES stopped by the WSBF studio in CLEMSON, SC for a live performance and interview.
I was goofing off in the radio lounge when they informed me that I’d be doing the interview for the show. Luckily, I’d been a fan of their latest album, so I could make an attempt to disguise how ill prepared I was. Not only did the guys put on a great show, they kept me laughing throughout the whole interview. We even liked them enough to take them to Super Taco, the best restaurant in the history of ever. Howlies came back to WSBF for our spring concert, wowing everyone.
Now that I think about it, it’s amazing the FCC didn’t explode when we did this interview.
Special thanks to Justin Pino for sound production and cohosting and to Claire Lacy for cohosting.
Full Transcript (Audio):
Nichole Bennett: Hey this is Nichole Bennett, and I am here with Howlies, who you just heard three tracks from. If you guys could take just a second to introduce yourselves, that would be awesome. Are we set up?
Aaron Wood: Our bass player just walked down the hall, so we’ll speak for him.
Justin Brooke: I’m Justin, and I play guitar.
AW: My name is Aaron, and I play drums for the band called Howlies.
Brandon Morrison: I’m Brandon, and I play guitar. We’re the band called Howlies.
AW: Buh buh!
BM: And Matt, who’s down the corner plays bass.
NB: Are you guys sharing earphones? I guess so. I guess the first question is what actually a Howlie is.
JB: It’s Hawaiin slang for tourist.
NB: I was wondering if it was a creepy monster or not. Did you know that?
Justin Pino (doing sound): Howlies? No I didn’t know that!
Claire Lacy (cohosting): Tourists anywhere or just Hawaii?
JP: I remember reading that on your Myspace page.
JB: I think literally it means someone who has no soul.
BM: Which is appropriate because we sold our souls to rock and roll.
NB: Ah well, if you are going to sell it… How did you guys decide on that name?
JB: The devil told us to use it when we signed our contract with him.
JP: Considering how much influence you guys have from the devil, you don’t sound like you are from hell.
JB: He said, “This name will sell.”
NB: Especially without a “the.” It’s really difficult to be like I’m here with…Howlies! You guys were Paste’s band of the week last week. How do you guys feel about that?
JB: This week.
NB: This week! This week has not gone by fast enough.
JB: It was good. We also had that happen on Spin.
JP: That’s right.
NB: Yeah, I was just checking that out.
JB: It made my mom proud.
AW: I told my younger brother, and he was like “What’s Paste magazine.”
CL: That’s awesome.
JP: Have you guys already gone over band history? How did you guys form as a band? How did Howlies happen?
JB: We were out in the backyard, and there were some dogs barking. So we started barking too. We had had a few adult beverages. That’s where it started.
JP: Hey everybody, let’s start howling. We sound good howling, we could be a band.
NB: Makes sense. Logical next step.
AW: We actually strung up microphones in the back yard to record the symphony of howling between us and the dogs. We tricked it out with some reverb, and not more than a week later my hard drive crashed.
NB: Like a cracked-out twilight bark. You know, like in 101 Dalmations?
JP: Throwin’ out the Disney references.
JB: What is this you speak of? I’ve only seen 102 Dalmations.
JP: That is like the remake times two.
NB: You guys do have no soul! I guess if we are talking about your influences, other than dogs…what would you say influences you as a band?
AW: My libido.
JB: The moon. Was the moon mentioned?
NB: The pull?
AW: Tidal.
NB: Howlies, here in Clemson with a tidal influence…also sexual.
JB: Also I would say other music has influenced us. Other music that came before our music.
JP: Wait, I wasn’t aware that music happened before Howlies.
AW: Can you wrap your mind around the fact that music existed before us?
JP: It’s that whole chicken and egg thing.
JB: It was called “music” not “the music.”
JP: I bought a box of eggs the other day only it was empty…
NB: Does this have anything to do with what we are saying?
JP: Yeah, the whole Howlies and the egg thing.
NB: So, serious question. If you could replace your arms with anything what would it be?
AW: Two more penises. That’s an obvious answer.
NB: I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.
BM: Can you say that?
NB: Yeah, sure.
AW: Brandon, in addition to playing guitar for our band, also freelances for the FCC. Hey, I have a serious question for you guys and it relates to my last answer. Have you seen the movie Edward penis-hands?
JP: Oh man, Claire just said that.
AW: I wouldn’t even need drumsticks anymore. Justin brings up a good point.
NB: There is the FCC! Someone go get that door. That was just one answer. There’s at least three of you guys in there.
JB: I would replace my arms with two Matt Forsees, life-size. The top of the head would be right where my shoulder is. There would be another one on the other side.
Matt Forsee: Does that mean my face would be in your armpit?
JB: No, you would face outward.
AW: Just think, if you face did face Justin’s armpit, you could apply his deodorant with your mouth.
MF: Then you would have to realize that the things I’d replace my arms with would be redwood trees. So there would be four redwood trees sticking out of Justin.
JB: We would need a bigger van, for sure. I think what everyone is wondering now is Brandon, what would you replace your arms with? And we turn to you.
BM: I would go with bowling balls.
JP: You know what? I heard that that is really cool. I heard it’s not fun not having fingers or elbows or extremities other than bowling balls. But I hear it’s pretty tight.
MF: You could go to the bowling alley and clean your arms.
NB: What weight? I know I use the pink ones that are like six pounds.
BM: I like the twelve.
NB: You can have different things on each hand. You guys didn’t know this?
AW: In that case, I’m going with one penis and one vagina.
NB: We are strictly speaking about anatomy.
AW: I am going to quote a popular song in Atlanta now. You just do you and Imma do me.
JP: This is getting rated R.
NB: This is the best interview ever! What is the most embarrassing CD in your collection? Go.
BM: Nordic Law. It’s like Sweet Home Scandanavia.
JB: I have Kenny G live.
NB: Ugh, I think I just threw up in my mouth.
JP: You know, it’s really not that bad.
NB: No, I’m a saxophone player. No self-respecting saxophone player likes Kenny G.
JP: But he can play forever though.
AW: Kenny G and Sting should get together and have a tantric sex fest.
NB: Oh, I think I threw up again.
CL: No more throw-up questions. Let’s do something legit.
NB: Legit…like, what’s your spirit animal?
JB: Mine is a domestic house cat.
MF: Mine’s a giant scorpion.
NB: Okay, so this band now has problems getting along.
BM: I think mine would be a brown recluse.
AW: My spirit animal is Kenny G.
JP: That just happened. I think you just created a black hole on Earth. Everyone is inside out now.
AW: Actually, new band name. The Kenny G-units.
NB: So how is the Atlanta scene?
AW: The Atlanta scene is amazing right now. There are a lot of great bands there and a lot of local venues where bands can get their start. The last two or three years it’s been getting a lot of attention, and we are happy to be a part of that. That is the most literal answer I’ve given.
NB: If you were in a haunted house, what would you scream?
BM: Who here is a seventeen year old with a fake ID? Where do the high school girls hang out around here?
NB: This haunted house is really scary.
AW: I would throw a live chicken at someone and yell “Bird Flu!”
NB: What song is stuck in your head right now?
BM: I’m a little teapot.
AW: The song that is stuck in my head is “I Only Have Eyes for You” by The Flamingos. I have a bad habit of singing whatever pops into my head in mixed company. I did it on an elevator recently and got really weird looks. This one girl did start singing along.
NB: My life as a musical. By Howlies.
JB: Cherish by Kool and the Gang is stuck in my head.
AW: Can you give us a few lines?
[All of the Howlies break into song]
MF: Now that’s stuck in my head.
JB: You’re welcome.
MF: I always have the chicken dance in my head. It’s a curse.
AW: The thing about the chicken dance is the bridge.
[singing]
NB: I know it. I went to public school.
AW: The song that is stuck in my head is from Team America, and I’ll omit the swear words.
[more singing]
NB: You guys are headed to Chattanooga next, right?
JP: Where are you guys playing in Chattanooga for our Tennessee listeners?
JB: We are playing in J.J.’s Brohemia. We are playing with Those Darlins from Nashville, TN.
NB: You guys just came from Asheville as we mentioned earlier. How long has this tour been going on?
JB: Since Saturday.
NB: Brand new. That’s why you guys are so fresh.
MF: And nobody’s sick yet.
JP: Where did this tour start?
MF: Greenville, North Carolina. That is one of our most favorite places to play.
NB: So I guess as of Saturday…the best and the worst moments of this tour?
JB: They were both the same moment for me. The best and the worst. I basically had to grab this guy by the neck and slam him down on Aaron’s drumset in the middle of a song. It was awesome, but I was kind of feeling bad about it because I’m a pacifist and I don’t usually do stuff like that.
AW: He was pretty inebriated. It wasn’t like he was fighting back at all. He just went down with it.
NB: And now were are going to play some music from bands that Howlies like and then get back to the live set. Whoa! The CD players are sleeping.
JP: Those lazy CD players!
MF: Question: can we interview you guys? How is college going?
JP: Two thumbs down.
[conversation degrades into lottery talk and Chuck Norris jokes]



